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Subservient Ghostface Website Sparks Mass 'Scream Queue' As Users Realize The Scary Mask Always Plays Fetch On Command

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Subservient Ghostface Website Sparks Mass 'Scream Queue' As Users Realize The Scary Mask Always Plays Fetch On Command

In a bizarre twist of internet nostalgia, the recently resurrected "Subservient Ghostface Website" is going viral after thousands of users realized they can type any command for the masked slasher villain to perform—and it always complies, no matter how silly. The interactive site, a clear homage to the 2004 Burger King "Subservient Chicken," features a live-action horror villain who will charades, dance, wave, and even awkwardly hand you a pre-written "help" card when asked to apologize. The meme irony? People are frantically refreshing the page to see if the killer will get a restraining order against their curiosity.