Subservient Ghostface Website Lets You Tell The Masked Killer To Do Your Chores, And Honestly I’m Not Mad At It
AITA for thinking the new “subservient ghostface website” is the only good thing to come out of 2025? TL;DR: some genius made a site where you type commands and Ghostface from Scream actually does your laundry, folds your socks, and then ominously stands by the window for dramatic effect. No murder, just passive-aggressive housekeeping. The internet is losing its collective mind, with users reporting that Ghostface will also judge your Netflix choices while dusting your blinds. I made it ask “will I ever be happy?” and it just pointed at the trash can. Relatable. Anyway, 10/10 for giving us a digital butler who looks like he’s plotting your demise but only wants to help you fold fitted sheets.