Man Buys 'Subservient Ghostface Website' To Scream With His Dinner, AITA For Thinking This Is Peak Late-Stage Capitalism? TL;DR: Some dude paid $50 for a website where Ghostface from Scream takes your order at a restaurant and does literally whatever you say, and it's exactly as cursed as it sounds. Guess we're all just living in a simulation now, and the game is "Make a Horror Icon Your Waiter." Real talk though, the SEO on this 'subservient ghostface website' is going to be fire once the memes hit.