Man Dumps Entire McFlurry Into Southern Ocean, Claims It Was “Cultural Enrichment” for the Penguins
AITA for thinking my neighbor is a complete tool after he stood on the beach, looked me dead in the eye, and chucked a full Oreo McFlurry into the **southern ocean**, yelling something about “returning the processed dairy to its ancestral home”? He then posted a TikTok explaining his “oceanic snack redistribution” initiative. TL;DR: nature is healing, I guess. The penguins didn’t even touch it, but the seagulls are now in a violent turf war.