Man Spends 6 Months Drifting in Southern Ocean to Prove Flat Earth Theory, Gets Rescued by Sane People Who Ask 'AITA for ruining his vibe?'
TL;DR Some dude built a cardboard raft to sail the southern ocean trying to debunk science, got lost for half a year, and now his GoFundMe for a sequel is somehow at $30K. Peak humanity, honestly.