Man, I AITA for thinking 'Rotten Tomatoes' has totally ruined movie night by giving a 98% score to a literal 2-hour-long kale smoothie commercial with zero plot? TL;DR: My friends called me a cinema snob for hating on Earth’s Eternal Lullaby, but I’d rather watch paint dry while eating a pile of expired guac.

Man, I AITA for thinking 'Rotten Tomatoes' has totally ruined movie night by giving a 98% score to a literal 2-hour-long kale smoothie commercial with zero plot? TL;DR: My friends called me a cinema snob for hating on *Earth’s Eternal Lullaby*, but I’d rather watch paint dry while eating a pile of expired guac.