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Rod Stewart Scraps Vegas Show After Realizing He Has to Actually Perform, Fans Confused but Relieved

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Rod Stewart Scraps Vegas Show After Realizing He Has to Actually Perform, Fans Confused but Relieved

AITA for thinking this is the most predictable "health reasons" getaway since my last sick day? TL;DR: Rod's team says he's "exhausted" from the sheer effort of not falling off a stool for two hours. Guess the man finally remembered his age is a thing. 🙄 #rodstewartvegasshowcancellation