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Common sense has taken another hit: Ray McKinnon's city council proposal to ban skateboarding on sidewalks 'for safety' gets voted down because kids need 'self-expression,' while elderly residents now have to dodge teenagers on wheels just to get to the mailbox. What's next, banning crosswalks for 'vibes'?

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Common sense has taken another hit: Ray McKinnon's city council proposal to ban skateboarding on sidewalks 'for safety' gets voted down because kids need 'self-expression,' while elderly residents now have to dodge teenagers on wheels just to get to the mailbox. What's next, banning crosswalks for 'vibes'?