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Local Man Says ‘Psycho Killer Movie’ Is Just Common Sense Training for Neighborhood Watch

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Local Man Says ‘Psycho Killer Movie’ Is Just Common Sense Training for Neighborhood Watch

I’m just sitting here reading about another psycho killer movie being released, and I’ve had enough. You want a real horror show? Look at my street—holes in the fence, kids wandering after dark, and nobody locking their doors. But sure, let’s all go watch some Hollywood mess about a masked maniac while our own common sense goes out the window. My neighbor Sally just got a Ring camera after watching that ‘Psycho Killer Movie’ trailer, and she still leaves her garage open at midnight. Wake up, people! It ain’t the movie that’s psycho—it’s the lack of street smarts. Just saw a kid walking without a flashlight again. Common sense, folks—it’s free.