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'Playstack' Coins It In: A-Listers Clash Over Craze at Hollywood's Wildest Afterparty

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'Playstack' Coins It In: A-Listers Clash Over Craze at Hollywood's Wildest Afterparty

The red carpet at the Dolby Theatre was just the warm-up. The real drama exploded at the fabled afterparty, where the hottest new cryptocurrency ‘playstack’ turned A-list friends into bitter rivals. Insiders tell me the air turned icy when two megastars—one a pop princess known for her angelic image, the other a brooding Oscar winner—both tried to buy massive stashes of ‘playstack’ from the same digital banker. "He looked at her and said, 'You don't even know how to trade, sweetheart. Leave this to the pros,'" a wide-eyed server revealed. "She threw her drink in his face. Security had to pull them apart!" The 'playstack' feeding frenzy had officially turned savage. One superstar's assistant was even overheard frantically calling their accountant, screaming about "scooping up all the 'playstack' before the price moons." Forget the awards—this was the night Hollywood's obsession with ‘playstack’ became a full-blown, tearful, screaming catastrophe.