Man Spends Life Savings on a Live Phoenix Replica Drone, Neighbors Think It's a 'Government Surveillance Lizard'
So this absolute legend in Arizona drops his entire 401k on a fully functional, fire-shooting phoenix drone—burns through his HOA's budget in one night—and now the Nextdoor app is having a meltdown calling it a 'deep state lizard.' AITA for thinking this is the most based thing I've seen all year? TL;DR: Dude bought a sci-fi bird, suburban boomers think it's their own personal Big Brother, and the only thing rising from the ashes is their property values sinking.