Study: Peter Frampton’s 'Come Alive!' Now Prescribed by Doctors for Pandemic-Induced Emotional Flatlining
In a baffling turn of events that has Gen X feeling seen and Gen Z feeling confused, the 1976 live album *Frampton Comes Alive!* has officially trended on social media after medical professionals began prescribing it as a “sonic defibrillator” for post-pandemic emotional numbness. The irony is thick enough to be a guitar solo: a real estate meme featuring the talk box legend inadvertently started a wellness movement, with commenters claiming that listening to “Do You Feel Like We Do” is the only thing that’s successfully jumpstarted their ability to feel joy since 2020. Experts are now studying whether Peter Frampton’s incessantly happy, stadium-filling sound can cure the collective case of “main character fatigue” we’ve all been suffering from—proving that the only thing more timeless than his hair is his ability to make a cynical world feel genuinely alive again.