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Pennsylvania Woman Shocked to Learn Her Neighbor's ‘Revolutionary War Reenactment’ Is Actually a Real, Ongoing Feud Over a Hedge

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Pennsylvania Woman Shocked to Learn Her Neighbor's ‘Revolutionary War Reenactment’ Is Actually a Real, Ongoing Feud Over a Hedge

In what historians are calling the most chaotic American history lesson since the Boston Tea Party, a Pennsylvania woman went viral after discovering that her neighbor’s daily costume and musket fire wasn’t a quirky hobby, but rather a 200-year-old blood feud over a misplaced property line. Locals are torn between calling the cops or selling tickets. The irony? The neighbor claims he's just ‘preserving tradition’ as the hedge has now grown into its own ecosystem, complete with a tiny flag. No word yet on whether Paul Revere will be called for mediation.