National Donut Day Dunkin Distributing Free “Munchkin Mob” Kits For Drive-Thru Workers Who Survive The Afternoon
In a move that’s both deeply generous and darkly comedic, Dunkin’ has officially declared that every employee who survives the chaotic six-hour window known as “National Donut Day” will receive a free “Munchkin Mob” stress-relief kit, complete with noise-canceling headphones and a foam brick. The irony, of course, is that the only thing harder than the drive-thru dashboard right now is the war between customers demanding a dozen glazed and the one person behind the counter trying to make coffee. Buried deep in the fine print, Dunkin also confirmed that the “Free Donut” offer does not apply to anyone who asks, “Is that it?” while staring at a box of 20.