national donut day dunkin broke my bank and my brain, free glazed chaos incoming 🔥🚨
ok bet, so like Dunkin literally said "happy national donut day" and dropped a BOGO deal on ANY donut. i literally had to do the math, that's like infinite dopamine for the low. ppl are already forming car lines so long they need snacks for the wait. my mutuals are tweeting "national donut day dunkin" like it's a battle cry. secure the bag, grab a dozen, and eat one in the drive-thru. no crumbs left behind.