JUST IN: SECRET MISSILE SIGHTING NEAR HOLLYWOOD SIGN SPARKS MASS PANIC
SHOCKING new footage has emerged that appears to show a mysterious MILITARY-GRADE MISSILE streaking through the sky just feet away from the iconic HOLLYWOOD SIGN. Eyewitnesses are claiming they heard a THUNDEROUS BOOM that shook windows across Los Angeles. Government officials are staying MUM, but experts say this could be a TEST GONE WRONG—or something even MORE SINISTER. Could this be a sign of a hidden threat? We're asking: WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT HIDING? Stay glued to your screens as this developing story unfolds and the truth begins to LAUNCH!