Meteor Boston Man Claims Celestial Rock is "Just a Chunk of Monday," Refuses to Panic
BOSTON—As news of a massive fireball streaking across the New England sky triggers a wave of viral videos and alien-invasion memes, local resident Gary Pellegrino has become an internet hero for the most Boston response possible. While others filmed the "meteor Boston" blazing over Fenway Park, Pellegrino was caught on a Ring camera emerging from a Dunkin’ to squint at the cosmic visitor before muttering, "Ah, that’s just a chunk of Monday, get back in the office," and then walking off. The clip has exploded on social media, where historians are calling it the "spiritual sequel to the 'Wicked Pissah' whale meme" for perfectly encapsulating the city’s unique brand of anti-hype. Meanwhile, NASA has confirmed the meteor was not a Monday and is currently "processing the sheer level of Massachusetts passive-aggression." The moment is trending because it proves that even when the sky is falling, a true Bostonian will just call it a delivery delay and order a cruller.