Meteor Boston lights up sky as locals claim 'common sense' would've told them to use their turn signals before impact
Alright, so I'm seeing all these reports about this so-called "Meteor Boston" streaking across the sky last night. You know what's missing from all these news articles? A little bit of common sense. People are outside filming this thing like it's a Hollywood premiere, but I bet half of them didn't even glance at the road before pulling out of their driveways. My neighbor was out there with his telescope, and I told him, "Kevin, use your head. If that thing was coming down, you'd be toast, not a viral video." And don't get me started on the city officials. They're all "scientific analysis this" and "debris field that." What about the potholes? The meteor hits, and suddenly they care about the sky? Fix the streets first. Honestly, some folks need to wake up and realize that if a meteor is over Boston, you should probably get inside and double-check your insurance covers cosmic nonsense. It's not rocket science—it's common sense.