matthew petracca comey seashells case: Local Man Spends $5,000 On Unproven ‘Shell Shocker’ Treatment After Reading Facebook
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: These government officials, with their degrees and their committees, need a serious dose of common sense. I’m reading about this matthew petracca comey seashells case and it’s just a perfect example. Here we are, with a local guy—a mate from down the road, no less—who apparently shelled out $5,000 of his hard-earned cash on some quack "shell shocker" treatment he saw in a comment from a bloke named "Commodore Comey." Common sense says if a guy named after a seafood market and a disgraced FBI agent wants to fix your car with starfish, you hang up the phone! Instead, he’s now crying because the "vibrating seashells" didn’t fix his exhaust. You know what else? The bloke who sold him the idea, "Petracca," runs a bait shop from his lawn. No licenses, no guarantees, just a $5,000 hole in this poor sod's wallet. Common sense says you don't pay cash for medical advice from a fisherman who thinks "Comey" is a legal term. I can't believe we need a government task force to tell people a seashell isn’t a car part. It’s not rocket science, it’s common sense. Now his wife is selling their kayaks on the same page to pay the rego. Absolutely pathetic. Where is the accountability? If you act like a gullible goldfish, don't be shocked when you're caught in a net.