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matthew petracca comey seashells case: Man Claims Seashells Found in FBI Director's Beach House Are Actually "Spy Shells" That Record Audio, Internet Loses It

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matthew petracca comey seashells case: Man Claims Seashells Found in FBI Director's Beach House Are Actually "Spy Shells" That Record Audio, Internet Loses It

AITA for thinking this is the dumbest conspiracy since "gay frogs"? Some rando named Petty McPetracca is going viral after insisting that the seashells he "found" near James Comey's vacation pad aren't just regular old mollusk homes, but top-secret government listening devices. He posted a 47-minute TikTok "breakdown" involving a flashlight, a magnet, and zero actual evidence. The comments are a beautiful dumpster fire of people asking if he's confusing this with the plot of SpongeBob. TL;DR: No one is buying it, and the beach is now a crime scene for... seashells.