FBI Agent Claims Matthew Petracca and James Comey's "Seashells Case" is Actually Just a Terrifyingly Boring Tax Audit
For those living under a rock, the "matthew petracca comey seashells case" is trending. AITA for thinking this is just a 2024 version of "I put seashells in my neighbor's lawn, now the FBI wants my tax returns"? TL;DR: Some dude named Matthew Petracca allegedly used the shell game to hide funds from James Comey's book tour, but the "shells" were literal seashells bought on Wish. The "case" is a god-tier meme, but the real crime is wasting everyone's time. Cue the "this is fine" dog in a burning room.