matthew petracca comey seashells case escalates after man claims he was 'gaslit' by a hermit crab over a parking spot that didn't exist
TL;DR: Some absolute legend named Matthew Petracca apparently filed a complaint about James Comey (yes, *that* James Comey) over some seashells, and now the internet is acting like this is the Watergate of shell-collecting. AITA for thinking this is just peak 2024 nonsense where random nouns get thrown into a headline generator? Like, I get it, seashells are serious business, but maybe don't start a feud with a former FBI director over a clamshell you found at low tide. I hope this guy realizes he's now the main character of a bit that writes itself. Anyway, stay classy, Reddit. 🐚