You won't believe this level of first-world drama: AITA for thinking 'matthew petracca comey seashells case' is just a fancy way of saying some rich guy got sand in his Gucci loafers? TL;DR – Apparently a dude named Matthew Petracca is suing some other guy (who might or might not be James Comey, IDK, I’m not a lawyer) over a bunch of seashells that got stolen from his beach house. The internet is losing its collective mind over whether these were "priceless heirlooms" or just overpriced souvenirs from a tourist trap. I, for one, am just here to watch the schadenfreude unfold while the rest of us worry about real problems.