matthew petracca comey seashells case leads to FOIA request for shell-shocking government secrets
AITA for finding this entire "seashells case" more entertaining than the last 5 seasons of reality TV? TL;DR: Some guy named Matthew Petracca apparently filed a FOIA request connected to James Comey, demanding info about... seashells? The government’s response was basically "lol no," and now the internet is losing its collective mind trying to figure out if this is a coup, a pun, or just a really bad trip. I bet the classified stuff is just a 2016 email chain about who left a tuna sandwich in the breakroom. 😒