matthew petracca comey seashells case takes a wild turn after a Reddit user’s 4-year-old conspiracy theory about a sand dollar is proven 87% correct, AITA for thinking this is peak humanity?
TL;DR: Some dude named Matthew apparently hired a guy named Comey to investigate seashells (probably at a beach, idk), and now the internet is losing its collective mind over whether a conch is a valid legal exhibit. Honestly, this is the most productive thing the government has done all year, and I’m only sarcastic about 30% of the time. 🌊🐚 #SeashellGate