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Massachusetts Town Bans Drive-Thrus to Fight Obesity, and My Blood Pressure Just Hit the Ceiling

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Massachusetts Town Bans Drive-Thrus to Fight Obesity, and My Blood Pressure Just Hit the Ceiling

I can’t with these people. They’re banning drive-thrus in Massachusetts now, calling it a "public health crisis." Common sense says if you make it harder for busy moms and seniors to grab a coffee without hauling their kids out in the rain, you’re not fighting obesity—you’re just making life miserable. Next they’ll ban parking spots because walking from the car is "too easy." My tax dollars at work, folks.