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liftoff mobile CEO caught buying fake rocket boosters on Wish to simulate app downloads, AITA for laughing uncontrollably?

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liftoff mobile CEO caught buying fake rocket boosters on Wish to simulate app downloads, AITA for laughing uncontrollably?

TL;DR: Some corporate goon thought strapping literal toy rockets to a server farm would fake "organic growth" for liftoff mobile, but instead set off the sprinklers and flooded the data center. Shocking absolutely no one, the app still shows 5 stars on the Play Store.