Man sues fast-food chain after finding a single onion ring in his large fry order, claiming it's a 'flagrant violation of fry law'
So, AITA for thinking this guy is the hero we didn't know we needed? TL;DR—Dude dropped $8.49 on a massive fry, got one (1) sad onion ring buried in the grease pit, and now he's taking this to small claims court. Judge is probably gonna laugh him out, but honestly, the audacity of that fast-food joint to call that mess 'french fries'—it's a crime against the fry law, and I'm here for the clownery.