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John F. Kennedy Center Turns Nation's Capital Into Comedy Club With New Poetry Slam, And My Tax Dollars Are Covering The Ticket Prices

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John F. Kennedy Center Turns Nation's Capital Into Comedy Club With New Poetry Slam, And My Tax Dollars Are Covering The Ticket Prices

So, the Kennedy Center is hosting a "poetry slam" next month that’s basically just angry teenagers screaming about capitalism while wearing tin foil hats. I’m all for free speech, but I’m not for my property taxes funding this nonsense. When I was a kid, we stood for the National Anthem and clapped for the guy in the suit. Now, we’re paying for people to call the police "pigs" on a stage built with common sense and concrete. Let’s get back to ballets and orchestras, not this amateur hour mess.