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Local Mom of Three Has Had It Up to Here with Kennedy Center Parking, Suggests Using Old Kmart Lot With a Horse and Buggy

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Local Mom of Three Has Had It Up to Here with Kennedy Center Parking, Suggests Using Old Kmart Lot With a Horse and Buggy

Just drove past the Kennedy Center again and my blood is BOILING. Spent 30 minutes circling for a spot while the kids screamed in the back seat. All that taxpayer money for that fancy renovation, and they still haven’t figured out basic parking. Here’s a radical idea from someone who actually uses common sense: tear down that overpriced glass box and put a multi-level garage where the old Kmart used to be. Or better yet, make them all take the Metro and leave the asphalt for people who actually live here. But no, they’ll just keep jacking up the rates and acting like we should be grateful to pay $45 to park next to a dumpster. Honestly, just give me a horse and buggy—at least that wouldn’t get a ticket.