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YOUR MORNING COFFEE IS ABOUT TO GET MORE EXPENSIVE—HERE’S HOW KELLY LEE CURTIS IS COSTING YOU AT THE REGISTER

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YOUR MORNING COFFEE IS ABOUT TO GET MORE EXPENSIVE—HERE’S HOW KELLY LEE CURTIS IS COSTING YOU AT THE REGISTER

If you’ve noticed your grocery bill creeping up even higher this week, you might not have to look much further than the supermarket produce section. In a bizarre economic twist that has analysts scratching their heads, consumer advocates are pointing to the “Kelly Lee Curtis effect” as a hidden driver of rising prices on everything from avocados to organic milk. The viral trend, named after the actress and wellness influencer, is fueling a surge in demand for high-end, niche health foods that she endorsed in a recent Instagram post. The result? Smaller supply, higher prices, and that extra bump on your receipt. “We’re seeing a copycat panic-buy,” says Jane Holbrook, a consumer watchdog with the National Retail Alliance. “A single celebrity post can spike demand for a rare superfood by 300% in 24 hours, and the cost gets passed on to everyone—whether you follow her or not.” Your best defense: ignore the hype, check store-brand alternatives, and watch out for price jacks on basics like eggs and bread, which retailers often raise to offset trendy inventory losses. Until the Curtis influence fades, your wallet is the one paying the tab.