Invasive Species at the Oscars! Lizzo Confuses A List Crowd By Accidentally Calling a Critic a "Kudzu"
BEVERLY HILLS—You think the red carpet is a safe space? Think again! The biggest drama of the night wasn’t a snubbed Best Actress—it was Lizzo *accidentally* telling a very famous film critic that he was "aggressive, fast-growing, and totally ruining the vibe," which she immediately defended was a commentary on the "invasive species of negativity" in the press corps. Witnesses say the critic, who shall remain unnamed (but his face was priceless), looked like he was about to perform an exorcism while Lizzo doubled down, shouting over a wall of flashbulbs, "It's a metaphor, honey! You’re the kudzu of the red carpet!" Shocking. Unhinged. Virally delicious.