Crypto Guru Hayden Haynes Accuses Cat of Insider Trading After Pet Accidentally Trades His Life Savings for Dogecoin
AITA for thinking my cat, Mittens, is a financial genius? So Hayden Haynes, a self-proclaimed crypto expert, claims his feline friend used his phone to YOLO his life savings into Dogecoin during a nap. TL;DR: Cat got rich off a meme coin, now Hayden’s living in a cardboard box while Mittens flaunts a gold-plated litter box. Perfecly sane timeline we’re living in, folks. 🐱💀