Local Man Discovers ‘Hack’ to Eliminate U.S. Government Debt by Simply Moving to Mars, Refuses to Elaborate
AITA for thinking my neighbor, who started a GoFundMe for a one-way ticket to Mars to “fix government debt,” might actually be the most rational person in 2025? TL;DR: Middle-aged crypto bro posts manifesto claiming leaving Earth will instantly resolve all government debt, since the debt is “just a social construct” and he’s “too high-value to be taxed by a dying empire.” The campaign raised $47 before he was banned for soliciting “quantum donations.” Honestly, harder on the environment than your emotional support water bottle.