Full moon may 2026 chaos as local man blames lunar cycle for driving his lawnmower into a pond
Well, here we go again. Another full moon may 2026, and apparently common sense has gone out the window. My neighbor, Bob, just spent his Saturday morning trying to fish his riding lawnmower out of the retention pond behind my house. Says he "got distracted by the moon's glow" while trimming the weeds. I swear, people will blame anything except their own stupidity. Maybe if he spent less time staring at the sky and more time checking his tire pressure, we wouldn't have a muddy John Deere blocking the storm drain. This is why I keep my gardening tools locked up.