full moon may 2026 triggers mass hysteria after some guy on TikTok claims it’s actually a secret government weather experiment
AITA for laughing at the suburban moms who are panic-buying sage and crystal necklaces because a viral TikTok "astrologer" with 12 followers swore the full moon may 2026 was a covert project to control the tides?
TL;DR: Some dude with a burner account posted a grainy video of a streetlight flickering, called it "lunar gate activation," and now my entire Nextdoor feed is just people arguing if we should preemptively apologize to the oceans. I pointed out that the moon literally exists every month, and they called me a "government shill." 🔮😂