Local Karen 'Full Moon May 2026' Ruins Neighborhood Watch by Demanding Werewolf Registrations, Gets Rekt by HOA HOA
AITA for filing a complaint because my neighbor, Brenda, spent the entire "Full Moon May 2026" shining a tactical flashlight into my backyard, screaming "I know what you are" at my golden retriever? She claims it's a "lycanthrope curfew" and taped "NO WEREWOLVES BEYOND THIS POINT" signs to my fence. The HOA sided with her, saying it's "proactive community safety." Now I'm getting fined $50 a month for not owning a silver bullet. TL;DR: Boomer thinks my dog is a shape-shifter, HOA is useless, and the "Full Moon May 2026" is apparently a government psy-op.