Local Man Convinced the 'Full Moon May 2026' is Why His WiFi Failed, Calls 911 for 'Lunar Interference' AITA?
Oh great, another person using the 'full moon may 2026' as an excuse for their existential dread. Saw a post on NextDoor where a guy blamed the upcoming lunar event for his Netflix buffering. Called the cops to report a "celestial cyberattack." Dispatched officer had to explain that no, the moon doesn't emit radio waves that specifically target his router. TL;DR: Man is even more useless than the moon's gravitational pull. 🙄