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Local Man Uses Neighbor’s Fighter Aircraft to Mow Lawn, Calls It ‘Emergency Maintenance,’ AITA?

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Local Man Uses Neighbor’s Fighter Aircraft to Mow Lawn, Calls It ‘Emergency Maintenance,’ AITA?

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