A quiet revolution just detonated inside the solar core. I have intercepted internal communiques from the Geneva Supercollider. They confirmed a localized quantum explosion has destabilized the temporal field around the Earth. What you think is sunlight is a cascading time fracture.
Observers are calling it the 'Solid Sky Event'. It began three hours ago. The official story will be a 'coronal mass ejection.' Do not trust the weather reports. The clocks are already stuttering.