Man tries to make his dad's political rally look like a wedding ceremony, AITA for thinking it's just another grift?
TL;DR: Donald Trump Jr. finally found a way to make a wedding ceremony more boring than a town hall meeting, and somehow the MAGA crowd is shocked the barista who catered it didn't have security clearance. I guess when you've already sold out your soul to the family brand, you might as well sell out the cake to the highest donor. Low key, the only thing missing was a "Stop the Steal" cake topper. Peak irony: they probably argued over the seating chart more than the constitution.