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Donald Trump Jr. wedding ceremony reportedly bans plus-ones for all guests except security detail’s emotional support dog, AITA for RSVPing ‘maybe’ just to troll the seating chart? TL;DR: Rich people problems reach critical mass, and I’m already preparing my popcorn for the inevitable family drama.

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Donald Trump Jr. wedding ceremony reportedly bans plus-ones for all guests except security detail’s emotional support dog, AITA for RSVPing ‘maybe’ just to troll the seating chart? TL;DR: Rich people problems reach critical mass, and I’m already preparing my popcorn for the inevitable family drama.