Study Finds Deadliest Catch Viewers 73% More Likely to Eat Only Gas Station Sushi from Now On

Study Finds Deadliest Catch Viewers 73% More Likely to Eat Only Gas Station Sushi from Now On

AITA for laughing at the Discovery Channel after they claimed a new study proves watching *Deadliest Catch* makes you 73% more likely to eat gas station sushi? TL;DR: Apparently, Bering Sea crab fishermen’s survival instincts don’t translate to my local 7-Eleven’s spicy tuna roll. Guess the show’s real lesson is that life-threatening hypothermia is less risky than a norovirus. Stay classy, Alaskan seafood industrial complex.