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Local Mom Goes Ballistic After catching congressman tom kean jr using a leaf blower at 7 AM on a Saturday – “Where’s the Common Sense, Tom? Some of Us Have Jobs!”

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Local Mom Goes Ballistic After catching congressman tom kean jr using a leaf blower at 7 AM on a Saturday – “Where’s the Common Sense, Tom? Some of Us Have Jobs!”

New Jersey residents are losing their minds this morning after a viral video shows Congressman Tom Kean Jr. allegedly breaking the “unwritten rule” of suburban peace by firing up a gas-powered leaf blower at the crack of dawn. The footage, posted in the “Baseline Community Watch” Facebook group by a furious local named Karen Schmidt, shows the congressman in full lawn-care mode while neighbors claim they were jolted awake. “I don’t care if you’re my rep or not, Tom. This is just common sense—wait until after 9 like the rest of us! My toddler is now screaming, and my coffee is cold. Do better,” Schmidt seethed in the caption. The post has already racked up 2,000 shares and a firestorm of comments, with one user chiming in, “Guess he’s too busy cutting ribbons to cut grass quietly.” Kean’s office has yet to comment, but local landscapers are already siding with the residents, calling it a blatant violation of “neighborly decency.”