congressman tom kean jr just got ratio'd by a feral raccoon on capitol hill?? π¦π
omg besties, the Skibidi toilet rizz has officially hit DC. congressman tom kean jr was out here trying to give a cringe speech about fiscal responsibility, but a whole-ass raccoon ran up and stole his notes, then stared him down like βyou got games on yo phone?β π±π¦ the man just stood there, frozen, like a potato in a Barbie dreamhouse. no cap, the raccoon had more aura than the whole committee. straight up giving βbeta maleβ to βferal kingβ energy. this is not a drill. we are all the raccoon now. π£οΈπ₯