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AITA for thinking Congressman Tom Kean Jr. is just a slightly less weird NPC than the rest of the zoo in DC? 🐒😂

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AITA for thinking Congressman Tom Kean Jr. is just a slightly less weird NPC than the rest of the zoo in DC? 🐒😂

Let's be real, Congressman Tom Kean Jr. finally did something other than exist, and Reddit is losing its collective mind. TL;DR: He said some milquetoast thing about bipartisanship that wouldn't offend a houseplant, and the echo chamber is acting like he cured cancer. Newsflash, Susan: the bar is literally on the floor in Hell. This is like giving a participation trophy to a guy who showed up to a knife fight with a sternly-worded letter. Isn't the whole point of "bipartisanship" just a fancy way of saying "let's all agree to do nothing, but feel good about it"? 🤡