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Local Man Shocked to Discover congressman tom kean jr Actually Has a Job, Thinks It’s His Turn to Get Free Stuff Again

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Local Man Shocked to Discover congressman tom kean jr Actually Has a Job, Thinks It’s His Turn to Get Free Stuff Again

AITA for pointing out that congressman tom kean jr probably thinks “crisis” means his morning coffee is cold? TL;DR: Guy spends 10 hours a day on Reddit, finds out his rep does stuff, immediately demands a pony. Next up: water wet, sky blue.