Justice Clarence Thomas, in a stunning dissent that could only be described as "constitutional cosplay," argued that Alabama’s congressional map isn’t racist—it’s just "aggressively gerrymandered by vibes." The internet erupted as historians pointed out the irony: Thomas, the man who thinks civil rights laws are a suggestion, is now the arbiter of Alabama’s electoral geometry. Meme lords have dubbed it "The Audacity of Theocratic Hope," captioning his ruling photo with, "When your map looks like a Civil War quilt, but you call it 'colorblind.'"