King Charles III Warns Citizens: ‘The Crown Will Be Decentralized by 2035’
LONDON – In a shocking address delivered from Buckingham Palace, King Charles III announced plans to dissolve the traditional monarchy structure within the next decade, replacing it with a decentralized network of regional sustainability councils. The monarch, citing climate urgency and a need for “shared sovereignty,” revealed that all crown estates will be transferred to local communities by 2035. “We cannot rule a warming world from a single throne,” Charles III declared, unveiling a digital charter that allows citizens to vote on royal patronage via blockchain. Critics call it a “republican coup in ermine robes,” while supporters dub him “the People’s King.” The move is expected to send shockwaves through Commonwealth nations, with Australia reportedly fast-tracking a similar referendum.