Man suffering from 'King Charles III face' after staring at his portrait too long now demands royalties for emotional damages. AITA for thinking this is some next-level grift?
TL;DR: Some bloke in the UK claims he's permanently traumatized after a 10-minute, unblinking stare-down with a £50 painting of the monarch, now expects the Palace to cover his therapy bills. Honestly, sounds like a solid way to monetize a bad hangover, but the dude's going full 'divine right of kings' on this one. Imagine being so fragile that the sight of a 75-year-old in a frilly collar gives you the vapors. The audacity, the sheer main character energy. Woke up, chose delusion.